September 17, 2008
eff you, pay...who?
From the weird wild files:
I had this dream. It's me and some cat. Don't ask me who it was...as usual I can't see his face. We're in the bed and he's giving it to me but good. 'Til I realize that this bed is up on a dais, in front of a classroom. And there's a bunch of women, just sitting there eye hustling.
Relax and take notes! LOL.
The dreamscape shifts. It's me and him, and I've got a pregnancy test in my hand. One of those digital joints. Been so long since I've had to use one of these mfs that obviously I'm having trouble. And plus we can find nowhere private for me to take a tinkle.
And the dream ends.
I woke up giggling like...what in the? I'm certainly in no danger of being preggers. Poon ain't seen wang since JJ made Keith bust his knee and fucked up the whole get out of the ghetto plan (that would be a Good Times reference, for all you black culture deficients). Well maybe not that long, but um..you feel me?
So, I'm really wanting to know just who it is that has some cells dividing and multiplying in their womb.
*looks around suspiciously*
Posted by Lisa at September 17, 2008 04:09 PMIt could be me :). Longtime reader, fellow Capricorn checking in. I have a 12 year old DD and am currently 5 months preggers!!
Posted by: laniza at September 18, 2008 04:56 PMHi Laniza with the purty locs! 
Congrats on the bebe! :)
Posted by: Lisa at September 18, 2008 05:40 PMThanks, sis :). Le bebe is due on Jan. 20th, which is right on the cusp of Capricorn/Aquarius. Let's hope that I go into labor before then 'cause mama needs a Cap by her side, lol!
Posted by: laniza at September 20, 2008 02:28 PMIt might be you preggers. Not with a human baby, but with an idea or vision that should come to life. Just a thought...
Posted by: jewelryrockstar at September 20, 2008 04:01 PMLaniza - Lol...that's the same thing I was thinking ("maybe she'll deliver on like...the 15th"). Caps rule!
JRS - That's a cool way to think of it. I have been getting that restless feeling. Usually means I'll be spending a lot of time in Photoshop sublimating. Now if I could only come up with some grand money-making scheme!
Posted by: Lisa at September 20, 2008 05:12 PM